Melanie Trotsky from Beaverton, Oregon raised her son with wooden toys, no TV or video games, a vegan diet, and yet somehow her oldest son, Cole, still managed to become an enormous douche bag.
These were the first words I ever read from my friend Beth, and to say I was intrigued would be an understatement. I read on as she weaved this story of a douche bag hippie women, who raised her son in a douche bag elitist environment, only to be surprised he’s become a judgmental douche himself. Oh well, at least she has her Turkish worry beads to comfort her. Read more →
How many times have you found yourself thinking, “Man, if I could only go back and talk to my younger self.” If only I could tell them to make better choices.” We’ve all thought that. It comes with getting older.
Sure, if we could go back we’d warn our younger selves about the downfalls of not doing better in school, choosing different career paths, picking who we spend our time with better, and most certainly, taking better care of our bodies. I know I would. But what do you think your future self would say to you right now? What if the *right now* you needed the talking to? What would it sound like? Read more →
Well, June is upon us. And while that means for many people their kids will be bugging them 24/7 with complaints of being bored 15 minutes after waking up at 10:30am, and how hot it is, for a bunch of your favorite online jokesters, it means it’s time for another BlogU.
The annual meeting of many of your favorite online personalities in the Washington DC area, where we gather to talk all thing blogging, party it up a little, and let’s be honest…get away from our kids for a weekend. Since I can’t fit you all in my suitcase, I leave you with this week’s edition of the Funniest Stuff I Saw on the Internet This Week. Enjoy Read more →
Well, the rain has finally stopped, and it seems summer is finally upon us. And while a lot of parents would *like* to rejoice about the summer weather finally arriving, they can’t…because that also means summer vacation has started, and as anyone with kids knows; when kids are constantly around, it ain’t no vacation.
While I can’t fix your kids being around, I can at least provide you with some material perfect for staring at your phone and ignoring your annoying kids. Here’s this week’s addition of The Funniest Stuff I Saw on the Internet: Read more →
Friday is upon us once again. And after a long grueling week of work, dealing with whiny coworkers and jerk drivers; a long weekend with our equally whiny/jerk kids. So for all the parents out there hating life at their desks, and dreading going home, here is some funnies to get you through the day. You’re welcome! Read more →
I don’t where you live, or where you might be receiving this addition of more funny stuff, but where I live (DC), it has been cold, rainy, and cloudy for the last 20 days. It’s like The weather got confused and thought Washington DC, was Washington state.
Well, if the sun isn’t going to help make everyone’s lives a little better, I guess I wil…with and new addition of the funniest stuff I saw on the internet this week. Enjoy!!! Read more →
It’s no secret that when you have kids, parents can pretty much kiss the idea of sleep goodbye. There’s always a chance you might be one of the lucky ones to have a kid that’s a good sleeper right off the bat, but you’re more likely to find a unicorn or four leaf clover. And if you do have one of those kids, keep it to yourself, because the rest of us are too tired to hear about it.
My son was a horrible sleeper for the first 8 months of his life. So much so I’m surprised he actually made it past those 8 months, and that he still has two (fairly) intact parents to care for him. My son eventually adjusted, but his parents never did. Yes we get more sleep than we were getting, but are in a perpetual state of tired. Read more →
Well, we’ve made it through another grueling week of work, bills, life, and worst of all, kids. So, if you’re anything like me, 1) I’m sorry, but more importantly, 2) you need a good laugh right now…and probably a drink or 5, but mostly a laugh.
So here are the the things that made me laugh this week…between bouts of sobbing because because, parenting: Read more →
The internet can be horrible. Especially right now as election season ramps up, but it can also be a silly-ass place. I prefer to find the funny shit people are doing/saying, and share that with the rest of you. We have enough serious shit to worry about. So, here’s what I found this week:
#1 – What can I say, my son might be missing a few screws ~ Papa Does Preach
#2 – Much like the sloth in the animal kingdom, we parents need to conserve energy where we can ~ Wait, what was I doing?
#3 – But moms always look so well rested after maternity leave~ Science of Parenthood
#4 – My gym goals be like~ AKA Dave
[At the gym] Trainer – 'Go big or go h..' – I'm already turning the key in my front door
#8 – Well, looks like we have to burn the house down now ~ Paige Kellerman, Author-Humorist #9 – And this is how men die, and don’t even know why ~ Shakespeare’s Mom
#10 – My student loans thank you ~ Amy Dillon
#11 – Why yes, my kid like to live dangerously ~ Papa Does Preach
#12 – Kind of gives a whole definition to the term #StreamTeam. This kid has No chill ~ Home With Aneta
#13 – It’s not the size of the town, it’s the motion of…ok, that doesn’t apply here ~ SHUGGILIPO
Did you see something funny on the good ole interwebs that made you laugh? Email me at email@example.com to be considered for next week’s round up. And make sure to come join the craziness over on my Facebook page for more jokes and memes that you might not see here. Mike is a parent, a writer, and life-long story teller. He always wanted to be an actor or stand-up comedian, but clearly didn’t make enough poor life decisions to get there. He now makes his jokes on the internet. He’s made The Today Show’s List of Funniest Parents on Facebook, and is a contributor at Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Scary Mommy and BLUNTMoms. Join him here each Friday where he share the things that made him laugh this each week. And make sure to follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for more of the funnies.
If you spend any amount of time around my Facebook Page (and you should!!!), then you know I try and bring you the funny every day. But I can’t always share ALL the funny stuff I see, or I’d be posting every 2 min.
So, I decided to give my hand at this weekly-round-up thing I see some other pages do. But, I’m not just gonna share memes from Facebook. Nope, I’m going to share memes, status’, tweets….hell, I’ll even share a random picture if it gave me a good chuckle or two.
So here’s the funniest stuff I saw on the internet this week: Read more →