Yup, you might have noticed a little tweak in title this week. That’s because this week I’m only showcasing dads because…..Father’s Day, duh! And don’t let people lie to you either, dads are really funny.
Give your dad, husband, grandfather, whatever the real gift he wants this Father’s Day; laugh at his damn jokes, AND mean it when you do. We spend a lot of time trying to entertain you ingrates. Now…enjoy
#1 – My kid gets right to the point ~ Papa Does Preach
#2 – You reap what you sew my friend ~ Dad and Buried
#3 – Just what every dad wants; more work ~ Simon Holland
#4 – Vacation with kids..isn’t that an oxymoron ~ The Glad Stork
It's not vacation until dad loses his wallet and calls everyone a motherfucker under his breath.
— The Dad (@thedad) June 16, 2016
Father's Day is just a ploy by big business to get you to buy more fathers.
— Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) June 16, 2016
One thing my Fitbit doesn't measure is how much hate is in my heart for exercise.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 16, 2016
#10 – Whoa, rejection hurts…even when it’s in nerd-speak ~ The Daddy Files
#11 – Check that off the list ~ The ParentNormal
#12 – Quality time isn’t what it’s all cracked up to be ~ Puzzling Posts: A father’s passage through parenting.
#13 – Seriously….when ~ Rodney Lacroix – Author
#14 – One creature that will never become extinct ~ The Unfit Father
#15 – Dad joke FOR THE WIN ~ Ask Your Dad
Did you see something funny on the good ole interwebs that made you laugh? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to be considered for next week’s round up. And make sure to come join the craziness over on my Facebook page for more jokes and memes that you might not see here.
Mike is a parent, a writer, and life-long story teller. He always wanted to be an actor or stand-up comedian, but clearly he didn’t make enough poor life decisions to get there. He now makes his jokes on the internet. He’s made The Today Show’s List of Funniest Parents on Facebook, and is a contributor at Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Scary Mommy and BLUNTMoms. Join him here each Friday where he shares the things that made him laugh each week. And make sure to follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for more of the funnies.