I don’t where you live, or where you might be receiving this addition of more funny stuff, but where I live (DC), it has been cold, rainy, and cloudy for the last 20 days. It’s like The weather got confused and thought Washington DC, was Washington state.
Well, if the sun isn’t going to help make everyone’s lives a little better, I guess I wil…with and new addition of the funniest stuff I saw on the internet this week. Enjoy!!!
#1 – There’s not enough Advil in the world for my hangover right now ~ Papa Does Preach
#2 – I’m not sure I want the candy that would come out ~ Mommy Cusses
#3 – Kids are the universe’s worst alarm clocks ~ My Questionable Life
#4 – One of the perks of being a dude ~ Marlebean
#5 – Wait, these are punishments? These are my weekend plans ~ Martin Pilgrim
1.Not leaving my room
2.Not leaving the house
3.Missing someone's birthday party
My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) April 24, 2016
#6 – I’m afraid to even look in my utensil drawer anymore ~ Nicole Leigh Shaw
Child (n.) The reason your forks are in the backyard and there are 72 acorns in the utensil drawer.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) May 1, 2016
#7 – I mean, seriously kid, put some effort into it ~ Simon Holland
#8 – I too like to live dangerously…well, maybe not THIS dangerously ~ Can I Get Another Bottle of Whine with My Morning Quiet Time?
#9 – Glad to see I’m not the only person with a Wife like this ~ Rodney Lacroix – Author
#10 – I have a certain set of skills that make me dangerous. I will find you ~ Papa Does Preach
#11 – Gee kid, tell me how you really feel ~ One Mother to Another
#12 – Sleep like a baby is the biggest oxymoron of all time ~ Unremarkable Files
#13 – Who says you can’t teach an old man new tricks ~ Julie Burton
#14 – It’s like Inception, but with a spin cycle ~ Tired Working Mom
#15 – Hey kid, honesty is NOT always the best policy first thing in the morning ~ Tipsy Tiaras
Did you see something funny on the good ole interwebs that made you laugh? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to be considered for next week’s round up. And make sure to come join the craziness over on my Facebook page for more jokes and memes that you might not see here.
Mike is a parent, a writer, and life-long story teller. He always wanted to be an actor or stand-up comedian, but clearly he didn’t make enough poor life decisions to get there. He now makes his jokes on the internet. He’s made The Today Show’s List of Funniest Parents on Facebook, and is a contributor at Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Scary Mommy and BLUNTMoms. Join him here each Friday where he shares the things that made him laugh each week. And make sure to follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for more of the funnies.