Look, I understand that we all love our kids. But let’s get real for a second here…can we?
Kids ruin everything!
From the moment the arrive, it’s like they’re on a mission to destroy. First, they destroy your sleep patterns, with all the crying and whining, and wanting to eat and stuff…ugh!! Then, they become mobile and ruin any sense of relaxation you may think you still had, because NOW you have to *literally* watch them every second of the day, or they just might crawl off and put something in their mouth, that they shouldn’t, sending you into a full-blown panic, causing you to shove their head under a sink, essentially waterboarding your child…or so I’ve heard.
But it’s when they get past that stage, and reach the next one, that they really become the destructive beasts we all know them to be. That’s right, toddlerhood to pre-teen is when kids are at their worst. Why, you might be wondering? Because kids are dirty, germ-carrying, factories of yuck, and they walk around your house touching everything, and rubbing their nose all over stuff, completely missing the toilet , even while sitting on it (how is that even possible?!?). It’s enough to make any parent throw their hands up in their air, and just give up.
But we can’t. Because we don’t want to live in never ending filth, but even more, and this is where being a parent is not only ironic, but cruel too; even though it’s the kid’s fault all the germs are in our homes, *WE* clean up behind them so *THEY* won’t get sick. See what I mean?!?
So we clean, and clean, and clean some more.
But it isn’t just the kids that are at fault for continuous germs in our homes; the cleaning products we use are to blame as well. That’s right, all those products that claim will protect our homes from germs, are simply not doing quite the awesome job their fancy commercials say they are.
Did you know the average household cleaning product only kills 99.90% of germs? I know, you’re probably saying to yourself, “Well, 99.90% is really close to 100%, and can’t get much closer.” WRONG!
Allow me to introduce you to Aquavert. This bad-boy is a multi-purpose sanitizer, cleaner, AND….odor eliminator. That means, it cleans the area, sanitizes it and destroys the germs, and leaves the area without that lasting bleach smell.
“But Mike, that doesn’t tell us how it’s more effective than the other 99.90% cleaners on the market.”
Well, I’m glad you brought that up, imaginary person. Not only does Aquavert do all the awesomeness I listed above, it also kills 99.99% of all germs and bacteria. See…better than 99.90%.
“But Mike, how much difference does .09% really make?”
Imaginary person; you ask the best questions. It’s like you’re in my head or something. Well, that .09% is equal to, and I’m not exaggerating here; literally billions of germs. Billions!
Go check Aquavert out by clicking…..here!!
This cleaner literally amazed me when I used it. In fact…I made a little video of me using it. check it out.
This blog post and video are sponsored by Aquavert and 3C Consulting. I received compensation for my work, but all opinions are my own.