Who’s Your Papa

Updated December 2016

Hello everyone, I’m Papa Does Preach (Mike Cruse if you’re nasty….er, sorry, I grew up in the 80’s) and I’m the voice behind the drivel on this blog. This place serves as a running tale of my journey through fatherhood.

Other characters (and I do mean characters) you’ll hear about here are the Wife, my son and main pain in my ass Ferris (4 yo), and finally, my new daughter (not even a year old, and already my favorite kid) Agent Skully.

I write about a wide range of topics, like becoming a father, and how I’m just making it up as I go along.  I also touch on how my own rough upbringing has shaped my view on parenting and how I am trying my hardest to shed my past in order to build a bright and enjoyable future for my kid.

But, most of all I like to keep things light and funny, because come on, laughter is really how we parents keep it all together, right?!? Well, that and a fair amount of alcohol…just kidding…but seriously, booze is the key.

I hope you enjoy reading this blog as much as I enjoy writing it. Join me on the ride!

PS. If you like what I’ve written, PLEASE feel free to share the link. But DON’T cut and paste the entire blog post on your blog or anywhere else and THEN link back to me. That’s just not classy. Same goes for my memes…don’t steal them and claim them as your own; I work very hard on my nonsense. Thanks!

Favorite Posts:

The Day I Realized I Was an Asshole

Being A Parent Does Not Make You A Hero

Dear Timmy;

It’s Dark Out There

Dear Scary Mommy, Marginalizing Dads is a Scary Mistake

I’m Actually A Published Author:

Dads Behaving Dadly 2 (June 2015)

But Did You Die (Coming May 2017)

Brands I’ve Worked With:

Stouffer’s                  General Mills

myCharge                  Michelin Tires

Flatout Flatbread        Pepto-Bismol

Yo-Kai Watch             Sears

Restonic                    Ellio’s Pizza

Lowes                        Pampers

DynaTrap                   Bullet Proof Coffee

Head & Shoulders     Firefly Toothbrush

Idahoan Potato

Other Places You Can Read My Stuff:

Huffington Post

The Good Men Project

Scary Mommy

Other Places To Follow Me (seriously, follow me…I need the attention)

Stats as of March 2017

Facebook: 26,516

Twitter: 2,399

Instagram: 3,769

PS. If you like what I’ve written, PLEASE feel free to share the link.  But DON’T cut and paste the entire blog post on your blog or anywhere else and THEN link back to me.  I’m not cool with that. – See more at: http://www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com/p/who-is-jen.html#sthash.MyAiMUdz.dpuf
PS. If you like what I’ve written, PLEASE feel free to share the link.  But DON’T cut and paste the entire blog post on your blog or anywhere else and THEN link back to me.  I’m not cool with that. – See more at: http://www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com/p/who-is-jen.html#sthash.MyAiMUdz.dpuf
PS. If you like what I’ve written, PLEASE feel free to share the link.  But DON’T cut and paste the entire blog post on your blog or anywhere else and THEN link back to me.  I’m not cool with that. – See more at: http://www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com/p/who-is-jen.html#sthash.MyAiMUdz.dpuf

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