Boudreaux's Butt Paste: #KickingRash on Your Daily Annoyances

Kids are gross. There, I said it. For every moment someone wants to share some super-cute or adorable picture of their kid on social media, I think they should be forced to share at least 10 pictures of their kids when they’re not-so-cute.
You know, like when they have snot running down their face, or they’re sneezing without covering their mouth – which all parents know, somehow the spit from said sneeze ALWAYS lands on you…mainly in the facial region.
Kids are walking, crawling, rolling, sneezing, spitting, licking, germ factories. Even my kids…no wait, ESPECIALLY my kids. Look, I love them, but they’re gross. But for all their yuck they bring around me, there is one thing that really drives me nuts. And the worst part is, it’s not even their fault, so I can’t blame them for it…diaper rash.
Diaper rash really rubs me raw (pun intended). I’m such a comfort freak that it makes my skin crawl just seeing it. I can’t even imagine how uncomfortable they are. When our son was little, he would get diaper rash all the time. The reason being, we never knew when the dude was handling his business. He was never the prototypical kid that squats, or pauses mid step, or even runs to hide behind furniture. Nope, our dude was never phased by a wet/full diaper. This meant less crying, but more diaper rash. But, now that our daughter is here, it’s a whole new ball game, because apparently, so I’ve learned, girls get diaper rash in places I didn’t expect.
When all is said and done some day, I feel my biggest parenting regret will be that I didn’t buy stock in Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® before having kids. We’ve literally used it that much, and so have millions of other parents. And why not; it’s the best butt paste out there. That stuff is like magic. It starts healing immediately on contact with the rash. Not only that, but it’s free of dyes, preservatives and other chemicals I don’t really want to rub on my babies.
Get this…for as long as Butt Paste® has been #KickingRash (get it…yeah, I’m all about the puns today), Boudreaux’s® is now introducing their new Maximum Strength Jar. That’s right; formulated with 40% Zinc Oxide, it has two times the diaper rash fighting ingredient than the original formula. TWO…TIMES…MORE!!! Are you kidding me?? Diaper rash is about to be a thing of the past. Diaper rash will be cured by just showing the jar to the rash; probably out of fear. Ok, maybe not, but you get my drift.
Wait a minute; with that kind of strength, maybe Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® could solve more problems in my life, and get rid of more annoying factors that bother me on a daily basis…like:

This dishwasher that seems to always need to be unloaded.

These bottles that need to be cleaned!

This stack of bills that need to be paid…and the ticket I got for running a red light. It’s in there, you just can’t see it.

Or how about this evil stack of laundry that needs to be put away?

At the very least, could Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® help get rid of this annoying little person who keeps following me from room to room, asking me endless questions? I’m just kidding…I don’t lose this guy. I love him.
But this guy on the other hand…please, create something to make him disappear.

Well, until that day ever comes, I’ll just keep using Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® for its intended use.
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I have partnered with Life of Dad and Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® for this campaign, but my opinions are my own.


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