The Funniest Stuff I Saw on the Internet This Week 5/27/16 – Papa Does Preach

Friday is upon us once again. And after a long grueling week of work, dealing with whiny coworkers and jerk drivers; a long weekend with our equally whiny/jerk kids. So for all the parents out there hating life at their desks, and dreading going home, here is some funnies to get you through the day. You’re welcome!

#1 – And they don’t tip for shit ~ Papa Does Preach
#2 – Dude, the struggle is real ~ Ramblin’ Mama
#3 – Now THAT’S feeling the burn ~ Abe Yospe’s Comedy Page – Cheeseboy22
#4 – They catch on quick, don’t they ~ Zoe vs. the Universe

#5 – Maybe just enter the witness protection program ~ missteenussr.com

#6 – Kids are always right…just ask them ~ Big Top Family
#7 – Well, that escalated quickly ~ An Unfit Parent

#8 – Oh snap, he must know my kid too ~ Lego Dad
#9 ~ Kids “crush it” like a champ ~ Dad and Buried

My four-month-old sleeps with his arms above his head like he's celebrating a victory. Which makes sense because he's crushing my dreams.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 26, 2016

#10 – These are the kind of responses I give my wife, and why she hates me ~ ChiMuzungu

My ex : "Explain yourself"
Me : "Yourself" is used reflexively as the direct or indirect object of a verb or as the object of a preposition

— ChiMuzungu (@BwanaChris) May 12, 2016

#11 – You can’t teach this kind of dedication ~ Tipsy Tiaras
#12 – Stick that OM right where the chakra don’t shine buddy ~ Foxy Wine Pocket
#13 – And the winner is…~ Sarcastic Mommy
#14 – Enjoy the summer kid ~ beth loves cake, so

LIFE TIP: If you forget to pick up your kids on the last day of school, the school has to babysit them all summer while you just chillax

— beth, an alien™ (@bourgeoisalien) May 25, 2016

#15 – Don’t worry kid, I’m all full thanks ~ Ask Your Dad

Did you see something funny on the good ole interwebs that made you laugh? Email me at papadoespreach@gmail.com to be considered for next week’s round up. And make sure to come join the craziness over on my Facebook page for more jokes and memes that you might not see here.
Mike is a parent, a writer, and life-long story teller. He always wanted to be an actor or stand-up comedian, but clearly he didn’t make enough poor life decisions to get there. He now makes his jokes on the internet. He’s made The Today Show’s List of Funniest Parents on Facebook, and is a contributor at Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Scary Mommy and BLUNTMoms. Join him here each Friday where he shares the things that made him laugh each week. And make sure to follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for more of the funnies.