Well, the rain has finally stopped, and it seems summer is finally upon us. And while a lot of parents would *like* to rejoice about the summer weather finally arriving, they can’t…because that also means summer vacation has started, and as anyone with kids knows; when kids are constantly around, it ain’t no vacation.
While I can’t fix your kids being around, I can at least provide you with some material perfect for staring at your phone and ignoring your annoying kids. Here’s this week’s addition of The Funniest Stuff I Saw on the Internet:
#1 – Forget about having nice things when you have kids ~ Papa Does Preach
#2 – Nobody told me it would be like this ~ Perfection Pending by Meredith Ethington
#3 – Well, retail and the world’s oldest profession have a lot in common too ~ Mommy Back Talk
#4 – The moment when mom scared everyone to death ~ When Crazy Meets Exhaustion
#5 – Well, we had a good run didn’t we folks ~ Exploding Unicorn
My 6-year-old lost her favorite headband.
The good news is I don't have to go to work tomorrow.
The world just ended.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 3, 2016
#6 – Hey, it’s the effort that counts ~ Josh aka @iwearaonesie on twitter
"You're in early"
– my boss when I show up to work on time
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 31, 2016
#7 – Relaxing vacation my ass ~ Simon Holland
#8 – Dare to dream big ~ Kimberly Zapata, Sunshine Spoils Milk
#9 – Telling your kids how you feel, with style ~ Amateur Idiot / Professional Dad
10 – I’m really going to miss that kid ~ Papa Does Preach
#11 – I smell a new reality show for TLC ~ HowToBeADad
#12 – EVERY…DAMN…TIME ~ Paige Kellerman, Author-Humorist
#13 – Hey!! Look at us; we’re twinsies ~ The Glad Stork
#14 – Well, that’s one way to get your message across – est. 1975
#15 – Creativity only grows as a parent ~ Puzzling Posts: A father’s passage through parenting
Did you see something funny on the good ole interwebs that made you laugh? Email me at email@example.com to be considered for next week’s round up. And make sure to come join the craziness over on my Facebook page for more jokes and memes that you might not see here.
Mike is a parent, a writer, and life-long story teller. He always wanted to be an actor or stand-up comedian, but clearly he didn’t make enough poor life decisions to get there. He now makes his jokes on the internet. He’s made The Today Show’s List of Funniest Parents on Facebook, and is a contributor at Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Scary Mommy and BLUNTMoms. Join him here each Friday where he shares the things that made him laugh each week. And make sure to follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for more of the funnies.