The internet can be horrible. Especially right now as election season ramps up, but it can also be a silly-ass place. I prefer to find the funny shit people are doing/saying, and share that with the rest of you. We have enough serious shit to worry about. So, here’s what I found this week:
#1 – What can I say, my son might be missing a few screws ~ Papa Does Preach
#2 – Much like the sloth in the animal kingdom, we parents need to conserve energy where we can ~ Wait, what was I doing?
#3 – But moms always look so well rested after maternity leave ~ Science of Parenthood
#4 – My gym goals be like ~ AKA Dave
[At the gym]
Trainer – 'Go big or go h..'
– I'm already turning the key in my front door
— AKA Dave (not a guy) (@Dahmerscookpot) April 20, 2016
#5 – At least I tried ~ Mattzilla
*10 mins into trying to be a better person
— Mattzilla™️ (@mattZillaaaa) May 1, 2016
One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 18, 2016
#8 – Well, looks like we have to burn the house down now ~ Paige Kellerman, Author-Humorist
#9 – And this is how men die, and don’t even know why ~ Shakespeare’s Mom
#10 – My student loans thank you ~ Amy Dillon
#11 – Why yes, my kid like to live dangerously ~ Papa Does Preach
#12 – Kind of gives a whole definition to the term #StreamTeam. This kid has No chill ~ Home With Aneta
#13 – It’s not the size of the town, it’s the motion of…ok, that doesn’t apply here ~ SHUGGILIPO
#14 – Always mess with their minds ~ Foxy Wine Pocket
#15 – It’s times like this, they’re lucky they’re cute ~ Mommy Back Talk
Did you see something funny on the good ole interwebs that made you laugh? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to be considered for next week’s round up. And make sure to come join the craziness over on my Facebook page for more jokes and memes that you might not see here.
Mike is a parent, a writer, and life-long story teller. He always wanted to be an actor or stand-up comedian, but clearly didn’t make enough poor life decisions to get there. He now makes his jokes on the internet. He’s made The Today Show’s List of Funniest Parents on Facebook, and is a contributor at Huffington Post, Good Men Project, Scary Mommy and BLUNTMoms. Join him here each Friday where he share the things that made him laugh this each week. And make sure to follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram for more of the funnies.